Thursday, April 16, 2009

Useless Jaan

In India when you finish school you are given a goodbye speech by your teacher. On one such occasion the teacher is saying:-

"Children, when you go out in the real world, promise me that you will not smoke"
Yes Sir, the students replied.

Teacher - You will not drink alcohol
Students - Yes Sir

Teacher - No gambling
Students - Yes Sir

Teacher - No girls
Students - Yes Sir

Teacher - If the need be, give your life for your country

One student moaned - why not, what good such a life is anyways!